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October 21, 2004

A: Why did the dog cross the road?

B: I don’t know. Why did the dog cross the road?

A: It was chasing a moped.

B: Why was it chasing a moped?

A: For the purpose of exercise.

B: And was the moped’s rider complicit in this?

A: He appeared to be, yes.

B: In what way?

A: He was driving quite slowly.

B: …this isn’t actually a joke, is it?

A: No, just a thing I saw. A minute ago.

B: Why are you wasting my time with this rubbish?

A: I don’t know. I’m sorry.

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