dog
October 21, 2004
A: Why did the dog cross the road?
B: I don’t know. Why did the dog cross the road?
A: It was chasing a moped.
B: Why was it chasing a moped?
A: For the purpose of exercise.
B: And was the moped’s rider complicit in this?
A: He appeared to be, yes.
B: In what way?
A: He was driving quite slowly.
B: …this isn’t actually a joke, is it?
A: No, just a thing I saw. A minute ago.
B: Why are you wasting my time with this rubbish?
A: I don’t know. I’m sorry.